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Dude. This means that your name and address could have been in Dumbledore’s office. 

How do you think he knew where to send the Hogwarts acceptance letter? Magic?

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BINGO

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AHS Coven Ep. 1

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A LIST OF KOOL KEITH’S ALIASES:

KEITH THORNTON – His real name.
KOOL KEITH 
– His rapper name.
KEITH TURBO – He used this alias for the Keith Turbo track from the Black Elvis/Lost In Space LP.
KEITH TELEVASQUEZ – He used this alias on Clifton with Motion Man on the Black Elvis/Lost In Space LP.
KEITH KORG – His Analog Brothers alias. 
MATTHEW – Keith’s middle name and alias for a full LP.
DR. SPERM – Known to be his first alias as a rapper.
DR. OCTAGON – C’mon, you know this one.
DR. ULTRA – He was Dr. Ultra in the “Five Deadly Venoms” Sprite commercials.
DR. DOOOM – He created this character with sick rhymes and a goal of killing Dr. Octagon.
BLACK ELVIS – Dr. Dooom’s twin.  Created for the Columbia Records album.
POPPA LARGE – He’s Poppa Large, big shot on the East Coast.
MR. GREEN – He used this alias on the back cover of Ultra’s Big Time LP.
MR. GERBIK – The dangerous 208 year old uncle of Dr. Octagon.  Half Shark Alligator Half Man.
MR. ORANGE – This was one of his characters in the Livin’ Astro video.
MC BALDYLOCKS – Unknown right now. 
THE FOURTH HORSEMAN – He considered himself The Fourth Horseman on the Ultramagnetic MC’s Four Horsemen LP.
BLONDE MAN – He referred to himself as Blonde Man in the liner notes of the Black Elvis/Lost In Space LP. 
CLEAN MAN – This was an alias he used back when HipHopSite.com ran KoolKeith.com.
SHARK MAN – Another name for Mr. Gerbik.
ELEPHANT MAN – From 1996 to 1998 he always said he planned on releasing an album under the alias Elephant Man.
ALIEN MAN – This was an alias he used back when HipHopSite.com ran KoolKeith.com.
JIMMY STEELE – He referred to himself as Jimmy Steele in the liner notes of the Black Elvis/Lost In Space LP. 
WILLIE BIGGS 
– He used this alias in the track Still The Best from the Sex Style LP.  He also used it on the back cover of Ultra’s Big Time LP.
BIG WILLIE SMITH – He released a limited EP with the Beat Terrorists under this alias.
WILLIE NATURAL – This was an alias he used back when HipHopSite.com ran KoolKeith.com.
REVEREND TOM – He first used this alias on the track Fat Lady from Ultra’s Big Time LP and later used it on Thee Undatakerz LP.
MIKE STANLEY – He uses this alias in DJ Sooky’s Riddim Warfare LP. 
LARRY LOPEZ 
– He used this name with Heather Hunter for “Toot Toot Hey Beep Beep”.
THE X – He used this name on the inside cover of the Ultramagnetic MC’s Four Horsemen LP.
RHYTHM X – He first used this alias in the track Funk Radio from Ultramagnetic MC’s Funk Your Head Up LP.
X-CALIBER – He first used this alias in the track Funk Radio from Ultramagnetic MC’s Funk Your Head Up LP.
X-74 – He used this alias in the song Kick a Dope Verse by the Cenobites
FLY RICKY THE WINE TASTER – This was an alias he used back when HipHopSite.com ran KoolKeith.com.
RICO FROM PUERTO RICO– This was an alias he used back when HipHopSite.com ran KoolKeith.com.
FUNK IGNITER PLUS – He first used this alias in the track Funk Radio from Ultramagnetic MC’s Funk Your Head Up LP, and he still uses this alias.
ROBBIE ANALOG – He used this alias to make fun of the RZA on the inside cover of Dr. Dooom’s LP.
SINISTER 6000 – He used this alias on Automator’s A Better Tomorrow.
CRAZY LOU – He Used this name as the guns and ammo salesman in Weapon World from Prince Paul’s A Prince Among Thieves.
LONNIE HENDREX – This was one of his characters in the Livin’ Astro video.
LIGHT BLUE COP – This was one of his characters in the Livin’ Astro video. 
THE KID IN THE COMMERCIAL – This was one of his characters in the Livin’ Astro video.
JOE KINGPIN – He used this alias in the track Still The Best from the Sex Style LP.
BLACK LINEN – He used this alias in the track Silk Suit, Black Linen from the Masters of Illusion LP.  Motion Man was Silk Suit.
ELVIN PRESLEY – He gave away cards at concerts.  The cards had a picture of him with the name Elvin Presley.
DELI BOY – He was called Deli Boy in the comedy/porn “Sex For Life Too”.
SK8 JOHNSON – He used this alias in the Bootleg Skater videos.
PLATNINUM RICH – One the Diesel Truckers, along with The Funky Redneck. 
EXOTRON GEIGER COUNTER ONE PLUS MEGOTRON 
– He used this alias on Marley Marl In Control in 1989.  He also used a longer version.  He also used this alias in Ultramagnetic MC’s track Traveling At The Speed Of Thought.
ACTIVITY – This was his name when he was with the NYC Breakers
EXXON – He gave away cards at concerts.  The cards had a picture of him with the name Exxon.
CAPTAIN KOOL – This was an alias he was supposed to use according to Liveonerecords.com.
CAPTAIN BLACK – This was an alias he was supposed to use according to Liveonerecords.com.
EXOTRON GEIGER COUNTER ONE GAMA PLUS SEQUENCER – He used this alias on Marley Marl In Control in 1989.  He also used a shorter version.
ROBERT PERRY – He used this alias for the track Robert Perry from his Lost Masters LP.
JOHN CLAYBORNE COUSIN OF JIMMY HICKS – He used this alias on the Clayborne Family LP with Marc Live and Jacky Jasper.
MR. NOGATCO – Released an album under this name with Izreal.
TASHAN DORRSETT – Supposed to release an album under this name with DJ Junkaz Lou.
NAQUAN aka UNDERWEAR PISSY - Alias on the NEW Ultramagnetic MC’s album, “The Best Kept Secret”. 
THE BEST MC IN THE WORLD – That’s just what he is.

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Happy 42nd Birthday Eminem.